when you have p!atd stuck in your head

Oh, well imagine

As I'm pacing the pews of a church corridor

And I can't help but to hear,

No I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words

"What a beautiful wedding,

What a beautiful wedding,"

Says a bridesmaid to a waiter,

"And yes, but what a shame

What a shame the poor groom's bride is a--

Oh, well in fact, well I'll look at it this way

I mean technically our marriage is saved

Well, this calls for a toast

So pour the champagne, pour the champagne...

I chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamned door?"

"No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality..."