Oh, Samuel Deane
There isn't much to say
about Samuel Deane;
he was quiet and scheming,
vengeful and mean
With hair like sand
and a tongue like snow,
besides his demeanor,
like I said,
there's not much to know
I met him once,
just the one time,
and oh, Samuel Deane
was silent as a mime
I didn't fret,
I didn't groan,
instead I said,
"Oh, Samuel Deane
you will always be alone...
With your hair like sand,
and your tongue like snow,
your unwavering stance,
and your lengthy torso;
Your golden lobe,
and your emerald eyes,
You won't see your soul through its wistful demise
Well, I don't know about that
and I'll admit it, too
but oh, Samuel Deane
you're not one to pride what is true
But your stone will pronounce
all that was unsaid,
and unfortunately for you
both you and your words
will be dead."