No Girls Club

Rule 1. No girls.

Rule 2. No baths. 

Rule 3. No parents. 

Rule 4. The clubhouse location is top secret. Guard it with your life. 

Rule 5. President has the power to decide who's in or out. 

Amendment #1

Rule 1. Seriously no girls. I don't care if she "has nice hair," Jonathan. 

Amendment #2

Rule 4. What don't you get about SECRET, Elliot? I appreciate the enthusiasm in the efforts to take down the girls, but when you decide to eat their faces, don't do it in the clubhouse. 

Amendment #3 

Rule 6. Absolutely no kissing. (Credit: Thank you Marcus for the correction)

Amendment #4

Rule 2. A bath and a date? That's the last straw, Jay, you're out. 

Amendment #5

Rule 5. But order of popular uprising, the President has been replaced with democratic rule. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, Michael. And take a bath, jeez. 

Amendment #6

Omit "No Girls" and permit the girls. 

Public Notice:

Cootie shots will be administered on Tuesday.

(Just in case)