I am Sir Rabbit Eisenhower,
I am here to defeat the evil powers of Optimus Prime, even though I know he's not evil. So, this makes me evil.
Look, I just want to take out that giant robot. He's so big and awesome but nobody can take him out. I mean, I did see the huge thing almost die but he didn't, so I was like "What the heck?!"
Honestly, if the giant thing did die I think I would've shit myself. Why? Well, he's a giant piece of Iron and steel that later beams other large particles, particles that are larger than life.
I know, I know... I'm a puny little bunny rabbit that can't do anything but talk. I mean, I am a super hero still though! I know, most super heroes don't talk... Bruce Wayne never really had much to say, Peter Parker only had something to say when he was professing his love to Mary Jane (which I think she was symbolic for weed because they couldn't tell little kids that Parker wanted to smoke weed due to all the bs he was dealing with), none of them ever really had much to say... But me. Oh no, see I'm a different type of hero.
I'm the type to run my trap but don't do anything.