Why I Should Not Be in Charge of the Universe

I'm so angry at the world that I just want to...become a god and remake it. If I'm going to be pissed off at the world, I'm damn well going to be able to do something about it.

...Then again, the power to Do The Right Thing versus "I Wonder What This Will Do" should not be up to me, because let's face it: if you were to become a god, you'd want to have fun with the perks.