Resumé

Included with my resume is a blood stained envelope, filled with the trophies of my endeavours

1 severed finger of an ex-girlfriend

1 maimed brain of a controlling asshole of a boss

And my most prized trophie, your dear secretary Diana's eye, for all the pornographic photos of your sandwich man Jimmy she spends her office hours looking at.

And if your tongue refuses to grant me this job, it may just make itself right at home in here with Diana's eye.

Signed with the blood of my twin brother's dog,

All the best,

Well it would be quite foolish of me to include my name now wouldn't it.

Just call me The Collector.

Ps. The only form of payment I require is one body part of my choosing from the victim.