I am the ONE

Name: Call me Triple A

Personality: I am a quiet mousy human, most people don't realize I exist. I am OCD and have to get everything perfect and in the right place. I live with 10 cats and keep seven hungry pigs in an undisclosed location for things that may be discreetly discarded without a trace. 

Skills: I am quite handy with a paring knife. I use my chainsaw often to butch angry bushes. I teach a "Leave no Trace Behind" class for all ages and for all things. 

Since I leave no trace behind I cannot show you my work, but believe me when I say I can get the job done. It can be clean and precise or mess...you are the client and I aim to please. I think I would be a great fit in your....endeavors. 

Thank you for your consideration, 

Triple A