Hey Sid,

Today is my birthday and I'm really hoping that you don't call so I can have a reason to be bitchy. Yes, I love being bitchy towards you because I like to draw you in and leave you hanging out in the dry from time to time... have to keep you reminded as to who I am as a lady to you.

Yesterday, when we were play fighting, I loved it. You're a black Jackie Chan and I never even knew. You kept me laughing so hard to the point where my stomach was aching and I was gasping for air. However, I love you..

And, you are the best thing that has happened to me. When you told me that on the same night we had the same dream I was like, "that's soooooo fucking aweeesomeee." on the inside though, I gotta keep my cool around you. I don't want you to look down on me, which is why I have to be bitchy from time to time.

I wish I could send you this letter but I can't because I don't want you to know all of the magical tricks in the tool shed.

So, Good Night,

And please, don't call me to wish me a happy birthday like I'm really counting on this just for the entertainment for myself. And by the way, do you know how important this birthday is to me? Like, you're really going to get it this time too.