How to Question Nothing

1. Clutch onto your initial beliefs and attitudes you learned from your friends and family while you were too young and stupid to wonder if they actually make sense.

2. Do whatever authority tells you. Think whatever authority tells you to think. Ignore troublesome examples of irresponsible and ignorant authority. If they say 2+2=5, then 2+2=5.

3. Bathe in the comfort of letting others think for you.

4. Be impossibly, infallibly, disgustingly happy, always. Nothing needs to be changed in your perfect little world.

5. Don't ever listen to others who have different opinions. Don't let them taint your perfect rank of perfect and correct opinions, beliefs, and attitudes.

6. Believe without fail that everyone else is wrong and you are right, with everything.

7. Disregard all evidence that contradicts your beliefs; the evidence is always from a poor source, a fabrication, simply and obviously erroneous, and/or any other excuse you can think of.

8. Reasoning and rationality be damned. Think with your gut.

9. Depend entirely on your in-group(s). With any and all out-groups: harm them, dehumanize them, belittle them, terrorize them, annihilate them, insult them, stomp on them, spit on them, kick them, hurt their families, burn down their houses, steal their property, fear them, assault them, brutalize them, laugh at them, rape them, take away all that they know and love: their values, their customs, their beliefs, their happiness; destroy their identities, decimate any memory of them, erase their very existence, kill them. Nothing shall taint your perfect little world.