Indeed a Zoo!

I really wish I hadn't bought that Hippopotamus,

He just sits all day eating confetti.

I really wish he'd just leave by bus,

And take with him that pesky Yeti.

Oh he has the worst parties, simply abominable,

With the loud Koala that is frolicsome.

If only he'd clean up afterwards, that'd be pardonable,

But no, the mess is the same. It smells of Possum...

He has a friend who isn't all bad, she's a giraffe,

But he just locked her up in a tiny capsule.

Well I can't write because I'm about to laugh.

Now that's a commotion, truthful, honest and actual!