Drunk Encounters

I stumbled down the narrow street

i'd had a few too many

my foot got caught and down i went

like a wishing fountain penny

just then a man reached out to me

and held me up and steady

he had kind amber eyes and hair

that looked like cooked spaghetti

he turned to me and flashed a smile

he said his name was Eddie

thats when i saw his arms and chest

were as hairy as a yeti