A Contemporary Spin on Writer’s Block.

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Noun: A sturdy cube designed for one to perch upon and write. Use of cube is obligatory.      

Example: The young girl was violently thumped with a ruler by her teacher; as she had neglected to compose her in-class essay whilst roosting atop her Writer's Block. 

Aggressive noun: A tiny wooden block owned by the current literary laureate; that is discretely catapulted at the head of their competition with the intention of inflicting enough damage to land them an extended hospital visit--lest they be replaced.     

Example: The current laureate, American Songwriter Bob Dylan, inconspicuously hurled his writer's block thuggishly across the stage of the "Nobel Prize in Literature" Award Ceremony in hopes of avoiding being replaced.

Verb: A force field utilized by famous authors' to deter being harassed by fans and amateur writers; this shield is commonly mistaken for pompous arrogance and condescension. 

Example: The newest bestselling author Martha Adams was strutting down the isle of her local convenient store when she was approached by a young fan seeking an autograph. Having had already been stopped four times in the past three hours, Martha activated her Writer's block by hawking a massive loogie onto the shoes of the individual in front of her, then proceeded to sashay away with her nose stuck straight up in the air.

Verb: A condition of not being able to think of what to write. This state of mind can sometimes cause the writer to come up with weird bullshit to fill up the void. 

Example: Peggy Sue was drafting a Star Trek themed script for her newly found job as a pornographic screenwriter, when she was suddenly hit with intense Writer's block that would last for seven years. Being forced to retire early, Peggy Sue got demoted to a fluffer.