Shhh, The Boredom Killer Speaks
Oh my poor little whippersnapper, you've been plagued by the cold, cruel clutches of boredom. Allow me, your personal boredom assassinator, to ease your suffering; for you see my child, I have mastered the art of quelling this illness. I'm here to tell you that your condition can be conquered today! Consider yourself lucky; enlightenment is on its way.
Introverts, have no fear, curing your boredom can be done right here. The face of your laptop, computer, or mobile device screen is an almost surefire victory. Games can be played, shows can be watched, books can be read, youtube can be ventured, YOUR WIN IS GRANTED!
No wifi? No problem. Have you heard of drawing? colouring? Word searchces perhaps? How about playing a musical instrument? or even learning to play a musical instrument? Too lazy? Then let's just sit n' listen to some professionals play their musical instruments.
Ever heard of origami? Cuz that's a thing, why not try it? Know any recipes? Would you like to make one? Eating is fun, dreaming is too. Yoga? Tai-chi? Karate?
None of these float your boat? Fine, take a walk, or a hike, or a bike, maybe a kite that you may have crafted with that last origami lesson.
Alas, people are different, solutions may vary, and these remedies were only meant to be helpful to the introverted class.
Now extroverts - you social butterflies you - I get it, you like to talk to people, you need to feel loved and alive by sucking life energy from other humans.
(that was a lie by the way, I really don't get it.)
Well then perhaps your boredom can be cured through a simple text message, a call of a friend or two, a scroll down a social webpage, a drop in on omegle, a newly started blog, a drive around town, snapchat, the list goes on... without me...
Sadists; maybe all you need is a good prank call. A prank text? A Home Alone level practical joke played on the next person who walks through your front door?
Honestly, I could go on forever, but I wouldn't want to bore you now would I?