Lavender Town

He walked into every house in the town like he owned. It wasn't like anybody even had any locks, it was considered uncivilized to keep people out. However, it was considered even less civilized to just walk into places, rifle through others' belongings and take any money or object that they found.

She had always been told by everybody. "don't be rude," so when he approached her she was determined to not be rude. That didn't mean that she had to be nice or even honest with him. She smiled and asked, "Do you believe in ghosts?"

The guy stared at her as though she had gone insane. "Haha, I guess not," he responded.

At least he wasn't that stupid, but she knew about all the stories that surrounded her home town  an thought she might as well play with them. So, she decided to take it just a bit further to mess with his head and make him uncertain. Staring unblinking at him she said with one of her creepiest smiles, "That white hand on your shoulder, it's not real." 

He whipped around looking at his shoulders, first his right then his left. He obviously saw nothing, there was't ever anything to see. He stared at her for a moment, she still had't blinked and maintained the small smile, and visibly shuddered before quickly walking away.

It was good that he didn't look back because  she was covering her mouth to smother her laughter. When he disappeared around a corner she uncovered her mouth and allowed herself to let out the laughter. She ended up on the ground tears steaming from her face as she recovered from her laughing fit. His face was just too good. trying to hide the fact that he was freaking out internally and doing an awful job at it. "Oh," she giggled, wiping the tears from her face, "I should do that again. That was the most fun I've had in this boring town for a while." She simply had to tell her friends and try to get them in on it. If she was lucky she might be able to get the whole town to play along and really freak out the next rude guy who came through the town acting like he owned the place. This was going to be so good.