Because even cookies have a dark side.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

Delicious home-baked chocolate chip cookies, made with dark vanilla extract, and bittersweet chips.

You take the dough, and you beat it up a bit. Once all the chocolate chips are evenly distributed, little bits of sweet, sweet bitterness shining through the dough like bruises on pale skin, dish that sucker out. Doesn't matter how much you put anyplace, it's all going to be consumed anyhow.

Now you stick them cookies in the oven. Let them rise slowly in the heat, baking in their anger and resentment, melting that bitterness into gooey deliciousness.

And then let them cool, but not too much! Revenge is a dish best served cold, but cookies are meant to be consume hot, and raw, pleasantly unpleasant with their little specks of bitterness still burning with rage.

Mm, just smell that! Vanilla and bittersweet chocolate, oh my.

Doesn't it smell good??