Gertrude Piccadilly

I'd love to trade dentures with you but my dentures just won't fit your mouth! Let's face it Gertrude. You have a big mouth. When God handed out teeth, you thought He said "feet" and you've been sticking them in your mouth ever since. Goodness gracious, Gertrude, we've been friends for over seventy years now. We've worn each other's clothes and jewelry. We've nearly even stolen each other's husband from time to time. I love you with all my heart but I have to draw the line when it comes to dentures!