Challenge
Write a review of something that doesn't exist
Write a review of something--a book, a movie, a TV show, a video game--that hasn't actually been made. Good or bad, absurd or plausible, just have fun with it!
Shakalaka 3000
I was excited when I got my Shakalaka 3000, I mean the commercials and even the website said 'Dance like crazy or dance like a professional', but of course, I was a little skeptical about it. Then I tried it, and let me tell you, it is no lie, I have been dancing so much the last couple days, my legs are big now. I can now do the Printer Slide, the Derek Jitter, and let's not forget the most popular, the heat wave, I truly recommend buying this amazing piece of technology, got to go, the dance floor is calling.