Translocation spell.

"The farmhouse disappears every night, and reappears in a different location...?"asked Sue.

"Yes."exclaimed Urn.

Sue: But how do you know that's what happens?

Urn: Okay. If you don't believe me...come check it out for yourself.

Sue: Man, you must have hit your head with the spade or something.

Urn: I'm not pulling any cow's tail. I am telling you the truth Sue.

Sue heads with Urn to his farmhouse.

Sue: Well. Nothing's happening Urn.

Urn: It's not yet time for crying out loud woman.

Sue: Settle down there. No need to get fired/steamed up.

Urn: I'm fine. I need you to pay close attention now. The translocation will happen again. Trust me.

Sue: Translocation?

Urn: Yeah. Moving or being transported from one place to the other.

Sue: Mmm. Okay.

The minute the sun had set, there was a gust of wind that blew around the farmhouse. Sue felt the ground tremble and shake in all directions. What was happening?

Urn explained to Sue that that's what happens whenever the house disappeared. And moved to a new location. Someone must have placed a translocation spell on the house.

Sue wondered how Urn knew so much about magic & spells. She watched Urn move towards the living room cabinet. He opened one of the cabinets, and out of the cabinet he pulled out a book.

His neighbor stared at the book which had a title on the front page that read: 'What to do in case your farmhouse is under a translocation spell.' She couldn't understand how Urn got the book. Sue didn't plan on asking too many questions. She'd rather just watch what happened next.

When the house had started vanishing, there was a young couple that passes by the farmhouse. They both thought that their eyes were playing tricks on them. One moment they saw a farmhouse on the hill, and before they knew it, within the following moment the farmhouse was gone. Where the farmhouse had been, now there was only a pile of dirt, grass and some flowers. The minute after that all occured, the couple ran in the direction of their own home.

Urn read the first page of the book. It asked him to follow all the instructions written. He must read each instruction in the right order. Sue took a look at the book. The first step was to: Create a box using paper. The box would act as the model of the farmhouse.

Sue helped Urn to fold the piece of paper. The next step was to: Place torn pieces of cloth in the box. After that was done. The pieces had to be sewn back together again.

Urn grabbed his knitting tool kit. He placed the thread in the eye of the needle. Then he sewed the cloth pieces back together. Sue read the next step. Once they had finished with the sewing. The box and the cloth had to be thrown into a furnace using the right hand.

The house owner moved to the fireplace. Urn arranged pieces of wood in it, and lit them with a match. Sue brought the box and cloth to him. She placed the items in his left hand.

With his right hand, he threw the items into the fire. The minute the materials were thrown into the fire place, the farmhouse started to shake.

Sue bent on her knees, and covered her ears. Urn did the same.

As soon as the farmhouse stopped rattling, Sue and Urn were back on their feet.

Urn opened the back door of the farmhouse. He was glad to be back ontop of the hill. Sue was happy to be right next to home. Urn hoped this time the farmhouse would behave, and stay in one location. No more translocations.