Or in other words

Every day I am put into a building full of people my age. We are forced through 50 minute periods of different styles of mental tortures. With the second period being physical and a 30 minute break to consume prepared food in between 5th and 6th periods. The torturer decides about every week and a half that we are ready to be tested and we take a long, complicated test. They grade them and our grades decide where we go for more torture after we are let out after 4 years. 

Or in other words, I go to high school.