Challenge
Create a limerick on any topic of your choosing. It can be serious or humorous.
A limerick is a short poem of Irish origin which consists of 5 lines in an "AABBA" rhyme scheme:
1st, 2nd, 5th lines rhyme with each other.
3rd and 4th lines rhyme with each other.
The Big One
There was a young man called Bing
Eating competitions were his thing
He ate too much meat
Got piles on his seat
So his cushion was a rubber ring
He would eat hotwings, hotdogs and so on
Not stopping till his gut was swollen
All that food amassed
And little was passed
Until he had a garden hose for a colon
Bing died after eating The Big One
His heart stopped when he was done
Funeral plans left in his will
Gave his fans a thrill
Chargrilled and laid to rest on a bun
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