My, What Big Teeth

"Hello, is this Shep's Fish Store, I have a small problem."

"This is Doctor Dale and I just need to know if you would be willing to make a house call.? Why? Well, as I said I have a small problem. Actually not a small problem but a big problem. What kind of problem? I have giant goldfish and they're walking around my house."

"Hello, I was just on the phone with someone from your store and we got disconnected. Oh, that was you? As I was saying I have giant goldfish--what, how big? That's hard to say. I can't weigh them they're too big. I'd say one is the size of a Great Dane, hello, hello."

"Hello, it must be my phone, I'm sorry. No, I'm not kidding but the other three are smaller. German Shepard size I would say. Listen, I'm a Doctor and I was working in my lab, which is here in my house. Did you just hear that? The big one just broke the dining room table. How, it tried crawling on it. Hello, damn it."

"I really am so sorry, I don't know what's wrong with my phone but can you come over. Why, because you deal with fish and I don't. Maybe you could bring a net or something. Take them to the ocean or the lake just outside of town. I'll pay you fifty bucks, damn it hold on. Listen I need your help now, please I'll double it if you get here in five minutes. The address is 123 Elmhurst, I got to get off the phone, but I have one last question........Do goldfish have big teeth? Hello, hello, hel---"