The Loop

Okay so imagine a story, any story. It can be any genre, fiction or non-fiction doesn’t matter. Now imagine the guy or gal writing the story, got them in your mind? Now imagine that every time they wrote a story, a person in that story wrote a story about them writing their story? Can you do that? If you can’t do that then you might what to stop reading this because that’s what this story is about. So there’s this guy named Ted and right now he trying to find out a way to nicely say he only has a few friends and only one really good one, he is also thinking about how he can explain his out-put on life without sounding to emo. But he reminds his self that this is his writing and he can bend the rules of the story because it’s not really a story at all but it still have the adventure of one. (well that’s what Ted is hoping) Right now however he is sitting on a red dining chair with his feet crossed Indian style onto a small bench, while he is doing this he is listen to a song called Hail To The King by Avenged Sevenfold and typing out a story. He quickly thinks about whether he should change the song he is listening to so that he could seem like a nicer person to know but he doesn’t change it, he also thinks that people might now find him too insure for writing about how he wants people to think of him as a good person when really he doesn’t even know if he is a good person even though he has made some mistakes in life and contemplates in way too much. He thinks about how he could write this story and somehow make a loop back to the beginning, that way the title makes a lot more sense to some people, and then he gets it! As he was explaining to whoever is reading this (hi by the way, how are you) he realized that he could basically write about how someone else is writing about him writing about someone else but Ted also realized that if continued his story in that manner, then he would just cause an infinite loop of people writing about someone writing about themselves. So now is the moment that Ted realizes that he has already did that by saying there’s always someone in a story that is writing a story about the guy or gal that is writing the story that the person is in which would have created an infinite loop of Ted writing about his self and how he thought about how it would be cool yet strange if there was a person in a story that would write about the guy or gal writing the story!

Okay so if you have made it this far then awesomeness! Ted is thinking about the thousands of way he can end this short story but he is also thinking about how much fun he had writing it. Now, since Ted has made an imaginary loop of Teds writing about themselves (but not themselves if that makes any sense)  he wants to say hello to the other Teds writing this very story but just in longer loops. Now that he has said hello to them he regrets it because now he has just made another loop inside his loop! Now in every single story that one of the Teds write, that Ted will be saying hello to all the other Teds and then he would be apologizing like Ted is doing now!!! Ted quickly thinks to his self that he needs to end this story before he makes anymore loops but Ted also knows that by saying he is thinking about how he going to end it will just make another loop of Teds saying that they will end the story but really there will be a Ted that will have to write about hoe every single Ted is saying that they will be ending their story until he finally gets to the end of his story just to make another loop for another Ted!