The Flight

"Everyone else got their drinks ages ago... I wonder if the fight attendant forgot about me."

"I kinda doubt that. Your troll costume is pretty memorable."

"You'd better believe it. I'm gonna be the best Amilyn Europe's ever seen. Just gotta touch up my makeup. But seriously, what do you think would happen if I went back there and demanded they give me my Sprite?"

"They'd probably put you in a straightjacket."

"Phllbph. You're the mental one around here."

"Hey..."

"Sorry, that wasn't nice. Love you babe."

"Yeah."

"Ahem, I said I love you."

"Yeah, I know, I heard."

"Well, are you going to just sit there like an ape or what?"

"I love you! Sheesh!"

"You should get into the habit of responding to people Josh."

"Well excuse me, princess."

"You're not excused, princess."

"Don't you get airsick when you twist around in your seat like that?"

"No, besides, I'm trying to read that guy's tatoo."

"Well stop you weirdo."

"...end...snake...m... Nah, can't make it out."

"Ack, my Captain Kirk costume is suprisingly sweaty. How much longer till we get there ya think?"

"Couple hours and then another five hour flight. But you gotta still be wearing it when we go into MacDonald's."

"Haha, right, our fabulous prank idea."

"Think I'll be able to pull off the sassy girl bit?"

"Um...haha."

"What?"

"My eyebrows literally can't go any higher right now. They wish they could."

"Very funny. Me too, that would be hilarious. Oh, hey, hear comes the flight guy."

"Ecxuse me miss, but are you Amilyn the troll?"

"Yes!! Oh my gosh, I can't believe you recognized my costume!"

"Well, it's not a very good disguise. The captain knew it was you right away. I'm security- you're under arrest."

"Hold on, what?!"

"Yeah, sorry hun, I told him who you were."

"Josh! What in the world?"

"Captain, sir?"

"Go ahead and tie her up in the back. She's quite insane. Give her a Sprite."

"Yessir."

"And then he walked away with your mother and did exactly what I said. The Sprite had an amnesia potion in it, so when she woke up, she thought I saved her."

"What? Grandpa, that doesn't make any sense!! Why-"

"And that's how come she makes me a pie every Saturday. Take notes kid."