Deadbeat Dad

Absent Father,

We regret to inform you that your application for "Belated Fatherhood" has been denied. This decision was made after thorough reviewal of your application as well as substantial research into your history as a father.

You're application lacked several of the necessary qualifications for "Belated Fatherhood" acceptance. These qualifications include:

- emotional support provided to child for 5+ years

- explicit desire for regular visits with your child

- sincere remorse for shortcomings during child's younger years

- actual love for the child

As well as an incomplete application, it appears the child for which you wish to enroll in "Belated Fatherhood" for is over the age of eighteen. Our records indicate the child is twenty-two years of age. In this case, you are required to not only file an application for "Belated Fatherhood" but to also jointly file an application for "Inadequate Childhood Involvement". Our records show you did not file an application for "Inadequate Childhood Involvement".

If you wish to resubmit an application for "Belated Fatherhood" along with a joint application of "Inadequate Childhood Involvement", you may do so no sooner than 60 days from the date your original application was filed.

Board of Insufficient Parental Re-Entry