I am a lamp.

I have a dream that I am a lamp

in a dark house

full of dusty chairs.

My switch is turned on and off

off and on

on and off

for many years

until

everyone dies

and I am forgotten.

I have a dream that I am riding a horse

in an ocean of pigs

rolling in chocolate pudding.

They are eating bacon

and sacrificing to mosquito gods

again and again

over and over

never ending

until

they are murdered by the butcher

and become bacon themselves.

I have a dream that I am a roller coaster

in an amusement park

specifically meant for the queen of England.

She sits in a car on my track

and throws her hands into the air

screaming like a mad woman

as I bring her

up and down

forwards and backwards

sideways and upside down

until

the court jester makes flapjacks

which he throws on the queen's head

and she decides it is time for breakfast.