A Letter From These Guys

Dear "Author",

I'm scribing this dumb letter to let you, and anyone around you, know that you have zero control over my life.

You may be taking credit for my story, and telling it to a bunch of passive warriors in some far off, pathetic realm, but I know for a fact; my choices are mine! In life and death, I decide what happens next. I don't belive in fate artes and I definitely don't believe you have access to such power. I'd sense it.

If you did wield this power, I wouldn't be the only warrior tracking you down. And your world's borders... would not protect you.

Sincerely a warrior whose name you do not deserve.

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...sounds like that guy^ has some issues.

This isn't my letter, it just kinda ended up in my hands by a series of unfortunate events. I don't necessarily believe in this 'author/fate arte' stuff either... but if you do exist... all I ask is that you get rid of the lunatics plaguing my life. I don't want tattoos, I don't want fairies, I don't want people drawing on my face, nor do I want psychotic ex girlfriends trying to kill me.

Just give me a proper job, and I'll live my life in the background.

From an unemployed person.