My Lifehood
1. Procrastinated on birth (I would come to regret this later)
2. fooled around for a few years
3. Foolishly asked for a little brother
4. recieved a little sister
5. but then she was cute so I was okay with this(key word: 'was')
6. Grade 3 hits, and I begin to question the usefulness of school and realize the meaninglessness of putting in effort for this school nonsense
7. suffer through the rest of elementary school
8. Learns the flute in middle school
9. Other than flute-playing, fails middle school life in all aspects
10. realizes my birth procrastination was the reason I had a birthday on the worst possible day out of 1461 other possible birth-days
11. Realizes I will become a future hobo living on the streets when I get out of the hell that is school.
12. suffers through high school with no actual ambition
13. Grade 11 tells me to become an author
14. Realizes what it means to be an introvert and why I suffered through school all this time
15. Suffered greatly though university applications
16. got accepted into what people call the real world
17. realizes yet again that I will become a future hobo on the streets, if I don't become an author
18. Gets a job and suffers
19. Second year-dilema/disastor/apocalyptic kill-me-now level catastrophe
20. Recovery: Self-resurection + more procrastination
21. finished my book... (like two days ago)
22. working on edits as of now.
Later...
23. will find a publisher before step 20's procrastination awakens and kicks me in the face
don't ask^