Weight. What?

Um, while I've got your attention,

there's something I forgot to mention.

When I was gone on vacation –

and this is not an accusation –

someone altered the bathroom scale.

I weigh one-thirty-three, without fail.

But since I've been home, it's one-forty-three.

I don't know how that could possibly be!

What? Gravity got stronger? It's adding weight?

That explains it. Thank you for setting me straight.