Miller Scarecrow
Dr. Samuel Miller walked out of the operating room and snapped off his latex gloves into
the trash. Smiling, he walked down the maze of corridors into the waiting room of poor little
Daniel Robert’s family who were waiting to hear the news.
“Everything went great,” he said to the gawk eyed family. “The appendix is out and your
boy should be out in a day or two.” Everyone had a bright smile and formed a group hug around
the doctor. Sam loved this part of the job.
After the family let go and Sam could breath again, he stepped outside to have a cigarette
and check his phone. He had only one text. It was from his father’s nurse who had been watching
him for a good three years now while he withered away. He savored his smoke break before
heading inside to tell his boss he has a family emergency and won’t be back for a week, week
and a half at most.
Dr. Miller packed lightly, a few shirts, a couple pairs of shorts and his necessary sundries.
He didn’t expect to stay at his father’s more than a few days. A funeral would be unnecessary.
The thought of being at the farm for more than a couple days made him shiver with goosebumps.
He packed up his top of the line navy blue Ford pick-up and put the pedal to the metal. Dr
Sam whistled every tune he knew that the radio played. It was as if the radio knew to play his
favorite songs. He’s never yearned to see a dying man in all his life, it scared him a little thinking
about what he was going to do. Sam drove a little faster each time he thought he might be too
late to see the last breath.
The five hour drive concluded at the Miller Berry Farm sign that sat above two heavily
rusted poles. He sat in his car and took in the once familiar sights that was his childhood home.
From what he could tell, not a soul has taken care of the now brown and bare berry bushes that
stretched out for what seemed like miles in his Father’s field. They were once plump with the
sweetest and juiciest berries in the state. His father’s famous scarecrows were down which
explained the bareness. Crows had always been a problem.
Sam drove up the driveway towards the home. The memories that rushed his mind were a
wringing torture of his brain. A tear fell down his left cheek.
Bobby Miller raised Sam alone as his wife died after childbirth of their one and only. Bob never
much liked Sam because of it and let him know. The beatings and the twelve hour days in the hot
summer sun working the fields were a cakewalk compared to the other thing he had to do for his
father. He sandbagged the time in the fields not wanting to go inside for he knew his father was
waiting for him. When Sam saw the empty whiskey bottle on the kitchen counter, he knew it was
going to be a bad night. After years of torture, a prestigious medical school took him in on a full
scholarship. He never saw his father again.
Sam parked his beautiful blue truck next to his father’s rusted green one. On the other
side of the rust bucket was parked a old Chevy that must of belonged to Kathy. He hopped onto
the gravel and started towards the barely hanging screen door. Greeting him in the kitchen was
his father’s nurse, Kathy. She wore a green nurse's uniform with a white name tag above her left
breast. Her hair was in a twisted high bun making her closer to god. She was smoking a cigarette
above the kitchen sink, blowing the blue smoke out the window above as he entered the door.
“I’ll take care of him from here.” Sam said taking out a pack of his own. “Thank you so
much for taking care of my pop for me”
“My pleasure.” she said with a raspy smoker’s voice. She stomped out the butt of the
cancer stick into the ashtray seated next to the sink. Kathy grabbed her purse hanging off the
chair next to Sam and walked out.
Sam watched her back out of her spot in the drive and take off leaving a cloud of dirt and
gravel. He had a grin from ear to ear as he heard the heart monitor beep in the next room. Still
kickin’ baby.
He walked down the hall past the poorly lit and poorly furnished living room. The worn
wood of the floor creaked under the weight of himself. The first door on the left was his father’s.
He stopped just before the doorframe, scared to see his father sitting in his bed waiting for his
son to arrive and give him another go. His father was strong, even in Sam’s later years at the
house. Father always overpowered him.
Sam stepped around into the room of his dying father. There he was , not sitting, but
lying in a hospice bed. Bob was catatonic staring through the blank ceiling of the house. The smell of rot was in the air. His mouth hung slightly open, the stench of the room was coming
from his black diseased gums. His teeth had all but fallen out leaving pink open sockets. His
breaths were regular but rocked his body. He sounded as if being punched in the throat with each
breath. Sam knew death was near.
Sam stood over the once burly, tall man now gaunt and withered. Next to the bed was a
rocking chair where the nurse sat and read magazines and texted boyfriends. In the chair sat a
fresh pillow waiting to be soiled. Sam slowly grasped the pillow and held it in his hands only for
a moment. Tears started to form making the world seem cloudy and warped. He placed the
pillow on the face of his opened mouthed father pressing down in a silent rage. The body started
to slightly shake and slither. Sam was ashamed for what he was doing, but the memories started
to flood his mind and the shame turned into determination.
The machines went from a berserk musical to only a continuous note. He was dead. Sam
removed the pillow to see the face that once abused him sexually and physically. The dead neck
muscles released causing Bob’s head to snap to the side towards the doorway. This freaked Sam
and he gave a slight shriek into the empty house.
Gathering his thoughts, he walked into the kitchen and looked up the closest funeral
home on his phone. He told the director that no funeral would be needed, just a cremation would
suffice. After the short conversation ending with unfelt condolences from the funeral director,
Sam called a local realtor.
That night, after Big Bob was out of the house and possibly being roasted, Sam tucked
away into his old childhood bed where he fell asleep as soon as he hit the pillow.
Sam opened his eyes crusted from sleep. Burning rot hung in the air of his bedroom. He
looked up at his charred father hovering above him smiling, baring all his old yellow teeth. Sam
wiped away the dried gunk and saw not yellow teeth, but yellow worms protruding from his
tooth sockets wiggling in and out.
“Oh, big man you are, aren't cha? You want a piece of me now hot shot?” cried his
cooked dead father, “I’ll teach you something you little shit.” Big Bob moaned. Bob’s black
fingers crackled as they reached for Sam’s throat.
Sam jumped awake from this dream early the next morning. Out the window he saw the
tip of the sun hanging out from the horizon of dead berry bushes. He sat in his own sweat
breathing fast. Just a dream, he thought to himself. Just a dream.
Killing time walking around the farm, Sam noticed a flock of crows sitting on the rusted
gutters that nestled the house. There’s nothing for them here, everything is dead, thought Sam.
Maybe they smell the death from the house?
Sam walked through the dead bushes east of the house towards the old barn. It was never
a big luxurious barn you see in movies or paintings, it was more like a really big shed. He
opened the steel lock with a key he found from atop of the counter. The hinges sang a sad tune as
he opened the door. He stepped inside, crunching old dry hay with each step. A single light bulb
hung from the ceiling with a long bead string. Sam pulled the string, lighting the small barn. He
found himself surrounded by half a dozen old, tattered scarecrows, impaled on sticks standing
like wounded soldiers in attention.
Sam remembers helping make most of them, a few his father must have made himself.
He grabbed his favorite, remembering his father taking him to town to pick out some cheap
clothes to make it. It was one of the few good memories he had of his father. The scarecrow
wore a blue and yellow plaid shirt with green corduroy pants. Very fashionable. The hat was
missing though, a big straw sunhat. Where did that go? He thought. Must of gotten old and came
apart.
A chirpy bird tune went off in Sam’s pocket which made him jump almost dropping the
now fragile straw man. He answered the funeral home, who told him his loved one was available
for pick-up.
Sam placed the urn filled with his father in the backseat, the front was already taken by a
sixer of expensive German beer. He drove through town taking in the memories of his childhood
past. Most stores were the same, only few have been updated. The diner where him and Janice,
his long childhood crush, would go and get milkshakes after school was long gone. Where it
once stood was now a cheap fast food restaurant with big golden arches. It was unfortunate, he
would of loved a tall chocolate shake right about now.
Sam made it back to the farm around four o’clock. Beer and daddy in hand, he walked
the dirt path to the house. He placed the sixer in the fridge and dialed a close pizza delivery
service. When he hung up the phone, an idea popped in his head but quickly brushed it away. He
thought it would be too silly. He was going to be gone in couple days after the realtor made a
visit.
After a few beers and a belly full of extra mushroom pizza, his idea didn’t seem very silly
anymore. Sam walked to his father’s bedroom to gather clothes. He found a nice pair of unripped
jeans in a tall oak dresser and a sharp almost new red and black flannel shirt from the closet.
At six o’clock the sun started it’s descend into the horizon. Sam stood outside by the barn
ripping a haggard scarecrow off it’s cross of old lumber. The innards of old hay dusted the
ground of dry dirt. Beside the barn’s sidewall rested the tin filled with Bob’s remains. Sam took
the empty cross and leaned it against the barn. He took his father’s clothes from under his armpit,
tied the ends, and began to fill them with straw. He took his pocket knife and cut a hole in the
butt of the jeans to slide the pole in.
“Like that DAD? HMMM?” as he stuck the pole through. He grabbed a small burlap sack
and drew eyes, a nose, and mouth. Sam stuck the head on top of the scarecrow, but he knew
something was missing. He placed the fresh scarecrow against the barn and rushed back to the
house. Still heavily buzzed from the beer, he tripped over his own feet entering through the
kitchen. He slowly got back to his feet and shuffled to his father’s bedroom. He opened the
closet and placed a hand on top of the cluttered shelf. His hand touched and moved boxes
around. He knew it was up there dammit. Finally he found his dad’s old red trucker hat. The bill
was frayed and back mesh was a little ripped but it would do. He walked back to the scarecrow crumpled hat in hand. He opened the sizer pegs to its
highest setting and Sam placed it on the burlap head. The scarecrow jerked.
“Just the wind. Yep, I'm drunk.” He picked up the urn and placed it under his arm like a
basketball. He then picked up the scarecrow by the pole that made its spine. It seemed a little
heavier that it should of been, but passed it off from the booze. He walked towards the house and
stabbed it the ground between two blackberry bushes. Sam placed the urn in both hands and
looked at it for only a moment. He unscrewed the top which made a small pop noise . A small
puff of gray smoke burped out of the aluminum vessel. Sam dumped the ashes out onto the base
of the scarecrow and shook out the remenants. He kicked the urn back towards the barn and put
his hands up to make a touchdown gesture. Sam turned back to the scarecrow and unzipped his
pants, and urinated on the ashes.
The next morning, Sam awoke on the couch with a great hangover. He got up to get some
water and possibly make some coffee. He walked into the kitchen and let out a small scream
when he saw the scarecrow leaning against the counter next to the coffee pot.
“What the..” he whispered to himself. He brushed it off. Maybe he blacked out and
brought it in thinking it was funny. It wasn’t. Sober, it was pretty damn creepy. He grabbed the
scarecrow and burst through the door into the sunny morning. His eyes felt as though they
exploded once he stepped out, but the thing needed to go.
He jammed it into the ground facing the barn and started back to the house. Crows lined
the house watching him. Sam approached the door to the kitchen and took a glance back to the
scarecrow. It was looking back at him. Damn wind, he thought.
That night after another large pizza and another several beers, he staggered to his old
bedroom and sank into his bed. Sleep took him almost instantly.
Something tapped him on his chest and woke him up. Still slightly intoxicated he felt
around his torso to find what hit him. He grabbed the object but couldn’t make it out as his eyes
were still adjusting to the darkness. Finally making it out, it was his father’s red trucker hat.
Stripes of straw gently floated down onto his hands. He heard rustling to his right in the
darkness. Looking up he saw the scarecrow of his father standing above him. The scarecrow face now looked alive and menacing. It looked at him hungrily, straw drool dripping out of its mouth.
Sam knew that look. The scarecrow lifted its arms making a dry crunch.
“Dont worry son. Daddys got you.” It said. The voice had a dry rasp, sounding like dry
leaves crunching under a childs foot.
“This is just another dream. Yep. Just another dream.” Sam said filling with hot fear.
The next morning, June Feller woke up early. She had an seven o’clock appointment to
see a farmhouse. She was new to the real estate business, getting her license just a month ago.
This would be her first big sell.
She took a hot shower, got dressed, and kissed her husband, who was still asleep,
goodbye. She pecked him on the forehead to not wake him. Todd was grumpy in the morning.
June then grabbed her purse and took off in the new family van.
Forgetting to eat, June stopped at a fast food joint for breakfast. There was time to kill, so
she went inside to fill up on some egg and sausage biscuit sandwiches.
She made her way down to Miller Farm that stood just outside of town. She remembered
eating their plump berries when she was a child. She and her mother would go to the market
every other saturday and buy a bushel of their sweet blackberries. Her mother made the best
blackberry pie she’s ever eaten. But they haven't had a harvest in years and hoped she could sell
it to someone who could keep that tradition going.
She drove up to the open gate that read Miller Berry Farm. It really needed a new coat of
paint. June parked next to a very nice pick up truck that must of belonged to Sam, the one she
spoke to on the phone the other day. She got out of her car and used her fob to lock it. The beep
startled some crows that lingered on the gutters of the house. She looked up and saw a few dozen
staring at her. They need a scarecrow or something! She thought. She looked into the fields and
didn’t see one in the field of bushes. The side door was slightly open, but she knocked. No
answer. She knocked again which opened the door even more. The smell from inside was awful.
Shit and rot wisped through the door opening. Oh no. June walked in and followed the smell
through the kitchen, through the hall, and down to the last room on the right.
June peeked through the door and saw a mangled naked body. Sam laid there on his
stomach with his ass in the air. It looked as if the man in the bed swallowed a hay bomb. Dry
poured out of his mouth and rear end. His eyes were missing, filled with the golden scarecrow
stuffing. Three crows stood on top of the body cawing at June as she entered the room. She put
her hand to her stomach and vomited half digested egg and sausage biscuit sandwiches onto the
floor. Horrified, June rushed out of the house and into her car. She fumbled through her purse to
find her phone. She dialed the police with trembling fingers to report the body. While talking to
the dispatcher explaining what she found, in the field of bushes she noticed something she was
sure wasn’t there just a few minutes ago. By the small barn a scarecrow with a red trucker hat
stood looking at her. It looked as if it was smiling.