Another One-Sided Agrument (I lose)

Look, can’t you shut up already? I’m trying to sleep here.

that’s not profanity, and look who’s talking!

SAT is tomorrow, restlesswillow, and according to my HOW TO ACE YOUR SAT guidebook, I should follow normal sleep patterns.

no, not my normal sleep patterns, normal sleep patterns!

no, three hours of sleep is not normal. you, of all facets, should know that.

what does the having late books out have to do with sleeping?

no, I am not going to read them now! according to the HOW TO ACE YOUR SAT guidebook, I should have been asleep seven minutes ago!

goodnight.

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WHAT NOW!?

no, we can’t have Chocolate Quasmoids for breakfast. according to my HOW TO ACE YOUR SAT handbook, we should have a normal breakfast.

NOT NORMAL FOR US, NORMAL FOR EVERYONE ELSE!

what do you mean that is normal?

no, that is not why they were out of stock yesterday. that was because no one else likes Chocolate Quasmoids.

poor Chocolate Quasmoids indeed.

fine. Chocolate Quasmoids for breakfast. but with regular milk, kay? we’re out of chocolate.

yes, goodnight.

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WHAT IS IT THIS TIME?!