I bite my thumb at you sir

"To be or not to be that is the question"

Answer it and learn a lesson?

No.

I won't let myself be mamed by an animal still as strange

as the actor that came out of left stage

The Globe is where the preforming actors go.

Would these actors be anyone I know?

No, Tom Cruise wasn't born til 1963.

1963? Isn't that the year people began to notice your poetry?

Hardly! Your prose is poorly put.

At least my words stand on its own, my professor said you followed Spenser most everywhere ya went, you must have been hella bent to get a pen that wasn't bent to his ear, poor dear!

Poor dear? Why should I shed a tear?

So you can leer at my sonnets? I forgot you haven't the brain. That's a real shame.

Haven't a brain? Your words put your family to shame! They had to hide books in the walls to seal your religion from showing at all. Catholics don't get along with the Queen! If they ever found out, you can bet heads would fall. From being chopped off in the village hall.

That fact is mere speculation.

More like Flautation! It's a phony piece of baloney that people say you wrote the lyric stick a noodle in your hat and call it macaroni.

....I never wrote that.

...oh.