The Legend Of Folog The Terrible Bog Monster

Deep inside your toilet lives a monster to be feared, ignore it at your peril as your ignorance it hears,

Treat it with respect and you'll be treated so in turn, diss the little fucker and your arse is gonna burn,

Spoken of in legend from the CurrySlurry tribe, you will know he's present as The Stars shoot 'cross the skies, heralding his presence as he hides himself away, waiting just to rip your precious private parts today,

Lurking round the u-bend it awaits your dangly bits, as you sit unaware that's when it readies for the hit,

And you'll be oh so sorry when it clamps around your groin, so just before you plant your arse toss in a silver coin.

Folog is his name and silver coins do distract, as long as he is pleased he is not tempted to attack,

So if you're feeling bold and think that you will be okay, Folog Of The Bog will wait and rip your bits away!