I call her Horsey. She has equine teeth. The type of jaw that protrudes about the mandible.

Her hair is brownish, but she is getting middle aged and she was a firey red head all her life..

She laughs and taunts like the boys do on the playground. She is horrible. Rude. Smart. Intimidating, and not just because she is tall, the type of intimidating you feel before she arrives.

Horsey.