PROMPT: Create a menu from a fictitious restaurant. Make sure the restaurant has a theme, such as Classic Books, and the food should all be

I walked into the restaurant expecting nothing. What I hadn't known, was that when I exited that building roughly 33 minutes and 17 seconds later, I would have had the craziest, roughest dining experience ever.

It seemed normal at first, dimly lit tables, rosy colored tablecloths - a very warm and inviting room. But the second you opened the menu and started reading, you would know something was terribly wrong. Piggy Pie? Jack Attack Salad? Beast Meat?

Simon's Seafood Sailboat? They had regular names, but if you looked at the other tables, you could see the dark twist that was there. Pies with a pair of glasses sticking out the middle, a salad with a huge conch shell thrown on top, a meatloaf that that dark patches of fur? Something clearly was out of place. And I wanted to be the one to stop this.

When I took one step into the kitchen, I was almost hit with a small rock. It was instantly clear that the kitchen was absolute chaos. Fires started randomly, you could hear a mix of growls and loud conch blowing. Quickly, I stepped out and shut the door. I took a mental note to NEVER come to this restaurant ever again.

~Eric Chen