Washer Mosher

Don't ever overstuff your washer 

Don't you be a laundry mosher. 

Never jam your clothes in with your feet 

and never thrash your arms around during this feat. 

 For you might just hit the start button 

and then you're as good as ground mutton. 

Never put the bleach up too high 

for you may find it splashing in your eye. 

Then you'll be so blind,

 that stop button you'll never find. 

You'll whirl faster round and round 

and just like that matching sock, 

parts of you will never be found. 

Remember tipping over the box of baking soda bicarbonate 

will startle your dog enough to urinate. 

A chemical reaction will cause such a boom 

they'll be looking for you and your dog all over the room. 

So if you want to be around to tell your story 

rather than going out with fireworks and glory 

please don't any washing moshing do, 

even though it seems like good clean fun to you.