Sunshine & Rain

If I could be anything, I would be the Queen of Climate. I would distribute sun and rain so that fruits and vegetables would grow everywhere on earth and at random. Food would be available to everyone for free.

I would discourage warfare with earthquakes and terrible storms. Cruel tyrants would be struck by lightning.

Solar power and water energy would keep the world clean of pollutants, and the ice and snow at the North and South Poles would keep the globe in balance.

Why? Because it is the sensible thing to do.