Saturday Night Rant

Okay guys, I'm here at home thinking to myself that tonight I'll be a sensible man, tonight I shall chill and for the first time this week stay indoors and have an old fashioned night watching television.

After all, it's Saturday and most people are relaxing and enjoying their free time in front of the box. Saturday night equals prime time viewing so naturally the pick of the weeks' television will be tonight.

Wrong.

Repeats of two thousand year old quiz shows, old episodes of some long forgotten soap. Oh, yes, it's a re-run of Scary Movie! It was hilarious the first time I saw it, it was just so funny the second time I saw it, it was jolly good fun the third time I saw it, but not again!

I grab the remote and channel hop, there has to be something good on, oh, guess what, it's Simon 'Codpiece' Cowell with Britain's Got Talent, surely that should prove entertaining, but NO it's the same format as every other talent show that's been aired since the year dot, but with different jugglers.

The bile starts to fester in my thoughts as I hit a different channel and on and on and.....

That's it. I need a drink. I'm going out to find some fun.