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BRIGITTE: I have a nasty habit of expecting men to fall in love with me. And then when they do, it feels like it’s my fault.

GEMMA: How could it be your fault?

BRIGITTE: I get a hundred times -- no, a thousand times -- I get a thousand times sexier when I know a man is into me.

GEMMA: Oh, okay, wow.

BRIGITTE: Do you want to know why?

GEMMA: Oh, sure, okay.

BRIGITTE: Well, you know, my panties get a bit wet when I think about a man wanting to fuck me. So my theory is that when I know a man is into me, my panties get wet, and the man can smell the sex vibes on me, but like just subconsciously, and it makes him feel more attached to me. I learned about that when we did evolution in science class.

GEMMA: (satisfied) Oh, okay.

BRIGITTE: Speaking of men, how did it go with that fine piece of ass who took you out last night?

GEMMA: He wanted to fuck me on the first date. Boy bye.

BRIGITTE: Oh, I always fuck them on the first date if they want to. A guy who wants to fuck on the first date isn’t going to call you back anyway, so why not get some good dick before he disappears?

GEMMA: Well, first of all, maybe because I’m not a slut whose sexcapades ruin her own and others’ lives.

BRIGITTE: Oh honey, you didn’t need to say all that.

GEMMA: Yeah I agree, I took that way too far. I’m sorry.

BRIGITTE: All good. Hey, Gemma, would you say that I have an aura of approachability?