Tell me a story of a happy old man, singing a song just as loud as he can, listen as he sings, put a copper in his hat, hope one day that you'll be happy like that,

Sing me a song that'll reach my soul, heal my wounds so my heart is whole,

Carry me aloft on a wave of sound, all the little children gonna jump around,

Tell me a story of a ship that sailed, far across the ocean to a land called Wales, high in the Beacons we will pitch our camp, never ever worry if we wake up damp,

Sing me a song that'll melt my heart, with a feel good factor to impart,

Don't hold back because I need a lift, just make a start and your mood will shift,

There is an old man in the Lake District, he isn't very stern and he's never so strict, you'll find him kicking down those Fell side streets, strung on his cans and loving his Beats,

Sing me a song that don't make sense, it doesn't really matter if it's too intense, get me in the mood for a belting time, wherever you are's gonna be sunshine.