Challenge
- Mung tongue!
- Math tutor.
- Pinhead.
- Prison barber.
- Mother lover.
- Nearsighted gynecologist.
- In your face, camelcake!
- In your rear, cow derrire!
- Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig!
- Lewd, crude bag of pre-chewed food dude.
Anything goes, caroling toads.
A (Not So) Christmas Carol
Christmas time, on it goes
Spill all your woes
Stressed at work,
Overwhelmed at home
Grumpy shoppers,
Inconsiderate others
Expensive prices,
Declining interests
Surely,
They're signs of the holiday times
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