Anarchy in the Morning

My social-media rep is that I'm a Leftist; this couldn't be further from the truth. I am a Moderate Anarchist, which means that if all human laws were done away with tomorrow, NOTHING WOULD CHANGE about how I do business.

I would not become a thief, murderer, rapist, or liar. I wouldn't abuse my kids, start doing heavy drugs, or driving drunk out of my mind. Why would I abuse the social contract that way, and set myself up for bad karma?

Quick lesson: Left Anarchists believe that if there were no laws, people would choose to cooperate more often than compete. Right Anarchists believe they would choose to compete more often than cooperate. (For example, Ken Kesey was a Left Anarchist; the Sons of Anarchy are Right Anarchists).

I'm a Moderate Anarchist, because hey, it would probably run about 50/50 either way. A violent and confusing world might result? Could it be worse than now? Trouble is, Anarchism is for Grownups, and as a race, Humanity is currently a surly Tween...