Save the World! Sure kid.

In a world, nearly parallel to our own, there was thousands of creatures that had been imagined up by the minds of human believers. There were also creatures which were beyond the imagination of even the most passionately imaginative of the humans could think up in the dreadfully boring place they called home.

No in the world there were blossoms of every shape and size that could lead you to peace, prosperity, or possibly both. Beware of the flowers that blossom from blue to yellow, they will promise you your wildest dreams, and as you near will make you live out your worst nightmares.

There are pools which shine like diamonds upon first glance, but look to close and you will sucked into the pool dragged down by the souls dragged down before you.

The forest in perhaps worst in the grandest view of things. They will offer you shelter and creatures will befriend you, however when you have become comfortable with your surroundings it will slowly engulf you. Slowly burning away at your soul till you are a shell of your former self void of all things that make you human, merely a puppet for the capture of more souls.

The only thing that could save this world is a pure soul which will be able to defeat all of the ways in which the evil infecting the core has protected itself, shall be sent. They will not be marked, there will be no signs they will exist and must be guided. Be weary of it all for only one may restore Regiquoy to its first glance splendor, as a truth.

Benjamin looked up from the scroll handed to him by the pixie.

“Are you kidding me?” He said staring at the pixie with a look which can only be described as disgust.

“What exactly would there be to kid about? You are obviously the one spoken of in the prophecy as you are the only one who has made there way here.” She said chipperly, hoping to convince him to try.

“Well it does say that the person woul-”

“Prophecies aren’t always completely accurate one or two slip ups as everyone. These things aren’t exactly proofread.” The Pixie said chuckling trying to shut the kid up long enough for him to be overcome by a bout of pride and second hand narcissism like the last ten without more explanation on Rose’s part.

“It just seems a little bit silly is all I mean how could it possibly be plain me?” Benjamin said obviously playing the humility card.

“Well you made it here so you can’t be just plain.” Rose said attempting to maintain her chipper attitude. Just a few more rounds of trying to act the part of a humble celebrity before she could get on with sending him to and early grave or he was the chosen one and she was just exasperated. Either way the goblin listening in owed her a beer after this.

The kid got a look of unwanted and unneeded heroic pride. Here we go again.

“Well maybe I will do it,” He said looking elated.”I’ll save the world.”The kid practically yelled.

“Yes you will,” Rose said still sounding chipper. How this kid didn’t see the pissed off look of everyone around them was beyond her but oh well.

“I’ll start now!” He yelled causing the whole tavern to look at him in disgust.

“Sure you will, good luck soldier,” Rose said watching him run off.

“How’s the new kid,” Said the goblin next to her while motioning over the bartender.

“How do you say idiot in a nice tone,” Rose said sighing and ordering her usual.

Their conversation was interrupted by shrill screaming and as quickly as it began it stopped.

“Well there’s your answer,” Rose said sipping her drink.

“Great another so thought prophecy kid dead, that was quick,” The goblin said clearly done with their current situation.

“Well One of them has to be right sometime.” Rose said exhausted.

“That one didn’t even make it past Jerry,” The goblin said cocking his head towards the door.

“Thought he would’ve done better but oh well,” Rose said laying her head against the bar.

“Speak of the devil.” The goblin said gesturing to the opening door. A troll walked through with a blood splattered sirang and a club. “How was the new kid Jerry?” The goblin said putting his hand out for a fistbump.

“New kid was weird, kept asking me to take a picture with him, wouldn’t answer the riddle. I got tired of it and just clubbed him.” The troll presumably Jerry said sitting down at the bar. “Who’s the pixie.” He said tapping Rose on the shoulder.

She rolled her head over in her arms “I’m the loser who got stuck with the job of telling the prophecy to the so called heroes who fall out of the sky and think their special,” She said rolling her head back into her arms.

“Oh that sucks, sorry about the weird kid,” Jerry said patting her on the back, which quite hurt considering he was at least ten times the size of Rose.

“Don’t worry about it he wasn’t exactly the next big thing,” She said not looking up.

The metal cup suddenly flew from in front of Rose and stuck to the eastern wall. Surprised sounding gibberish came from outside.

“Gotta go new kid is here,” Rose said slowly getting up.

“Jerry new kid go, and change that sirang before the kid gets to you,” The goblin said hitting the trolls shoulder.

Here we go again.