The most useless piece of paper
I suppose its a nice wall hanging. Not the most beautiful of decorations, although maybe it would be more interesting if I could read latin. Certainly not worth the many thousands of dollars I payed for it, but there it hangs.
Of course, I could have hung a nice watercolor of flowers in the office instead, or a portrait of my family, a photograph of a mountain I'd visited many years ago. Instead, there hangs the latin block letters, my neatly printed in the middle.
I remember just a few years back, a late winter night in the library, thinking this piece of cardstock would change everything. The most important document I would ever get my hands on. But there it sits. Worthless. Useless. Possibly the most useless piece of paper I have ever owned. My liberal arts degree.