Personal Ad

Female. 26. Free to good home.

I am currently giving away a female to the first interested party.

She isn’t very girly (wears sneakers even with a dress).

She’ll never be able to tag along to your favorite Italian restaurant (just the smell of dairy makes my stomach churn).

She isn’t always very confident (even if you repeatedly tell her she should be).

Her anxiety may make her think the worst sometimes (and you can’t fix it).

Worst of all:

If you fall in love with her

You’ll never be the same.