IF BUKOWSKI AND DICKINSON HAD A BABY, I WOULD THOREAU UP -OR- THIS POEM IS MUCH MORE CLEVER THAN YOU THINK
Pot to the kettle
I’ll be pot lucking
at your funeral
call me black.
call me back
to the foot of the bed.
head of the class
sweet piece of ass
angry snatch
Shit got weird.
and I’m not talking about our deviations
standard
made much ado about it
Wait
rewind those seven syllables
Cause it’s not for nothing
when everything that’s worth the risk
has hindsight in the warning label
Turns out?
It was never quite good
to put a loaded gun in your mouth
before you lick your lips
gloss
is the panacea
for this
parabolic
placebo
and if love is my disease
Baby,
I’m a figment of your immunization
You were a handsome man
homemade plans
charmed I'm sure
But love like this is ephemeral
Cause I don’t have my roots in the ground
My root is
P
L
A
C-me
I’m
eager to please
prone to being less than pragmatic
not trying to be pedantic here
giving you this prose
but the last time I was laconic
I was in utero
so you should know:
I keep my breath bated
my pleasures
equated
to the rhyme
and the reason
of what you can riddle.
If I were anything less than fanciful perhaps I’d be less scared of flight
More prone to fight
But as it is practical convention is trite
to me
See
you had me by a furlong
And an eighth of that count
Is by my count
Bukowski, fucker.
Bird watching?
Keep your London slang
Cause I’m living the American dream
Come
False.