oh god this is going to be horrible, but i can’t resist.

at first when i hit record i was like

damn this shit is easy

i just gotta rhyme for a minute

but oh god, it’s not at all a breezy

i can’t even make a phrase

i’m as awkward as an animal

what the hell is this grammar

this shit just got drammatical

dear god i still have so much

time to kill in this

the second feel like hours

how the hell do people do this

so now i started rhyming slower

but dear god it didn’t help

now i just sound like i’m drowing,

very constipated, oh and i’m 12

just ten more agonizing seconds

oh god clock why oh why

just gooooooooooooo annnnnndddd DING.

YES. I’M DONE MAKING THE WORLD CRY

(Yes, the last part was verbatim. I am really that bad at anything that resembles rapping. Slow motion solves everything.)