Love = ?

At first I thought that love meant that you kiss her and she kisses you. Then kissing turned into cunnilingus and I've never really been the same...

What is love?

Love is alleviation of pain, it is affection, yes, but even deeper than that, it has many forms.

Love for your children is called duty.

Love for your brother and sister is called protection.

Love for your mother and father is called obedience.

Love for your friends is called support.

Love for your job is called gratitude.

Love for your workout is called exhaustion!

But my favorite is love for your lover, and it's called romance. One of you is the man, the other of you is the woman (I don't care if you're gay, one of you is the man and you know it) and it is the agreements you make to make love to each other, to go on dates, to share events, and to eventually walk down an aisle and promise each other forever. That's love.

No. That's Amore.