DHMO is the most insidius chemical on the planet.

It's responsible for the deaths of millions throughout history and yet, one sample and the user is dependent on it for life. There is no cold turkey with DHMO. If you've taken it once, you will die without regular intake.

Protect yourself now with our new line of DHMO proof clothing. From $300 to $30,000 this range will protect you from atmospheric DHMO pollution.

Warning, intake of too much DHMO can result in bloating, kidney hyperactivity and in extreme cases, tissue swelling, inability to breath and death.

With this in mind, we also sell this nifty brand of DHMO resistant breathing apparatus. Equipped with this, you can even swim in the stuff.

Warning, Di-Hydrogen Monoxide is deadly. If you must play near large vats of the stuff, ensure you're suitably equipped and never alone.