Hear me out

A toast to my best buds!

You bring me great joy despite my rough treatment of you and you don't care about the fact that I'll likely break you in a month or two. I respect you both for that. I do want to apologize even though you're not capable of hearing me. I also want to say thank you. I know I stick you in my stinky ears for hours at a time, which after a long day, I'm sure is not a pleasant experience. But without you, my world would be silent. To my only partners in crime. To my only pair of earbuds. Until I have to ship you off to replace you, I'll treasure our time together. Because, let's face it, I mainly bought you for the warranty. Salute!