Rules of the Reef

"Dad... I have someone who wants to come have dinner in our reef. Is that... okay?"

"Uh, sure, why not? Bring him over anytime."

"...she's my girlfriend, dad."

"Oh, okay. Let's clean the coral around here, don't want her seeing all this pollution, for Neptune's sake."

"And about that... she's human."

"WHAT?! I won't have my daughter dating such... Go to your rock, young lady!"